Frank Green is finally at North Beach. The iconic water holder sat on the desks and never leaving the sides of 20-30 somethings in a post-covid world can at long last be bought at your fave surf, skate and street retailer (wink) and we couldn’t be more stoked to be in on the FG action.

Picture this: you're walking down the street, surrounded by stressed-out millennials clutching their prized Frank Green drink bottles like they're about to break into a soul-revealing yoga pose. It's as if these bottles hold the secret to life, happiness, and unlimited refills of coffee. So, what's the deal? How did a simple water container become an essential part of our emotional well-being?

First things first, Frank Green drink bottles are more than just your average hydration vessel. They're like the Swiss army knives of the drink bottle world with a myriad of features including fancy lids and a temperature-maintaining, non-metallic tasting ceramic construction. The spill-resistant lid ensures that not a single drop of your precious drink escapes during those moments of turbulence - because no one wants to deal with the trauma of a leaked bevvy in their bag.

Of course, we can't overlook the undeniable fashion statement that Frank Green bottles make. They come in a rainbow of colours, ready to match any outfit and uplift your spirit. Who needs therapy when you have a blush toned bot that says, "You're doing amazing, sweetie. Keep hydrating!"

Arguably the only irritating thing about Frank Green bottles is their inability to fit into our car cup holders. No worries fam, you no longer have to traipse your way into the plumbing aisle of Bunnings or fear slamming your brakes too hard and your bottle hurling itself into the depths of the passenger footwell, getting an unsightly chip in the process. Nope, the Car Cup Holder Expander is the perfect piece of kit to ensure this sacred bottle stays within arms reach… because there’s nothing worse than not having it be right by your side.

Now, some may argue that our generation has become overly reliant on Frank Green drink bottles for emotional support. But hey, in a world full of chaos, global crises, and never-ending to-do lists, who wouldn't want a trusty companion by their side? If a sip from a sleek, eco-friendly, technologically advanced reusable drink bottle can bring a moment of calm amidst the storm, then bring on the bottle therapy!

So, the next time you see someone clutching their Frank Green drink bottle like it's their lifeline, give them a nod of appreciation. Remember, folks, drink bottles are no longer just for hydration. They're for emotional survival, fashionable self-expression, and a whole lot of H2O-powered happiness. Stay hydrated, stay stylish, and let Frank Green be your emotional support drink bottle of choice. Cheers to that!